Breaking News: Rocky Raccoon Vs. The Cat Mob

Tuesday, July 15, 2008 |


Cooper City, Florida, FRC court yard. People watched as Rocky Raccoon and the Cat Mob engaged in a battle. Sources say that Rocky Raccoon approached the Cat Mob in search of food, but got more than a mouth full. The Cat Mob did not welcome his presence in there "turf" and retaliated by engaging in a claw and fist fight. Rocky Raccoon was then seen very upset and confused, and with a daring attempt decided to fight back, taking on part of the 20,000 member's from the Cat Mob. It started in the open, and quickly moved in to the bushes. Making it hard for anyone to see. Eye witnesses report seeing the trees shaking. We assume that the fighting continued inside the bushes and that possibly more members of the Cat Mob joined in. We know that there has been much heated tension between the two parties, and neither one welcomes the presence of the other on the campus. Some witnesses have even reported seeing graffiti tags around the area, in a fight from both parties to mark their territory. We all hope that the two parties can come to a peace agreement and share the campus.

2 comments:

Stacie said...

I'm putting my money on the cats. Those things don't play.

Miguel Umanzor said...

Go Rocky! (Eye of the Tiger Tune in the background)